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...he passed this to try an alleviate the effects of the, anyone? anyone? the great depression...Did it work? No, and the country fell further into the depression... We catch up with Cody, Brenden, and Clayton sitting in on a boring lecture of theirs... Suddenly, the room goes dark... The Power's out! It's just like I imagined it would be! Wait until they call class, then we'll split for my place! You got it, man... Alright class, your attention please. The transformer has blown outside, but it is under repair. Sit tight, we will resume class in a moment... Come on, Mr. Higgins! Just let us out, man! I bought the latest Call of Duty last night! What are we supposed to do, man? Learn things like they did in the stone age? Mr. Ronk, I don't give a frog's fat ass what you think, we're continuing class. As for you, Brennan. Sit back and wait for the power to return... Geez, what crawled up his ass and died? I don't think it died, man... 30 minutes later... I think we can leave now, Mr. higgins... Pipe Down, Ronk. You know, if his wife didn't cheat on him with a student, he'd be in a way better mood. Oh yeah, I remember that! They caught them during P.E. they sent the whole school home early because they thought Higgins was gonna go on a rampage... Yeah, those were good times! His wife was hot, was she not? She was a 22-year-old home-ec teacher, of course she was smokin'. Alright student. Power is back, Class is resumed... Dammit, we were so close! Weird, still feels like the stone age form of learning... So anywho, the country fell further into the great depression. our taxes... Aww, How is it that it's 10:40 and we're still in this class, shouldn't we be in Math by now? Shut up... The End...

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