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Chuck norris
1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
4.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
6.Chuck Norris does not
get frostbite. Chuck Norris
bites frost
7.Chuck Norris doesn’t
wear a watch, HE decides
what time it is.
8.Chuck Norris is
currently suing NBC,
claiming Law and Order
are trademarked names for
his left and right legs.
9. Chuck Norris
counted to infinity - twice.
10.Chuck Norris
doesn't read books.
He stares them down
until he gets the
information he wants.
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50 Chuck Norris facts: http://www.c
hucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n
orris-top-50-facts
April 22nd
this reminded me about this http://www.y
outube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tl
g2Y
July 8th
There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke, just a Chuck Norris fact.
May 8th
When Chuck Norris was born, the result was the Grand Canyon!
April 20th
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
June 4th
5 is the best, definitely!
Feb 12th
number 5 lol!
Feb 11th
After reading this, i'm withdrawing the challange i issued to Chuck to fight to the death.
Feb 7th
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Feb 7th
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down!
Jan 25th
gah he scares me get him away AWAY!
Jan 18th
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer unfortunately, he never cries!!
Jan 18th
Very good! I've missed Chuck.
Jan 17th
That's great. I love those jokes
Jan 17th
I love the 1st and 5th facts!
Jan 17th