AllLLL the other kids with
the pumped up kicks
you better run, better run,
faster than my bullet!
*le randomly dancing around
the house like an idiot and
scream-singing in fatpants*
then telephone rings and scares the crepe out of me
who's there?
don't hurt me!
i know self defense!
my uncles a cop!
ring!
bring!
oh.
ring!
bring!
hellooooooo?
*thick accent* hello, i am from some random phone company who's name i forget, calling to tell your phone is completely screwed up and you need to buy this sh!tty product from us. how are you today?
goodddddd
so this product will cost you $39.99 and will
hey!
wanna hear a joke?
excuse me?
knock knock!
hello?
a duck walked up to
a lemonade stand and
he said to the man
runnin' the stand
hey!
bom bom bom!
got any grapes!?
are you still
there??
the man said no, we just sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home made...
hello???
yes, i am usually this
weird in real life.
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similar events happn after i walk past a guy trying to sell me something. he was all like "DO YOU WANNA BUY OUR UNNAFORDABLE CRAP-" me: "NU"
March 29th
pumped up kicks is about a kid with no parental gidance that takes a gun to school and shoots a bunch of kids. thats why it says pumped up kicks, better run better run FASTER THAN MY BULLET. mind f@#k. I KNOW RIGHT?
March 29th
I am so doing this next time a telemarketer calls. WIN.
March 12th
Cool Story Broski.
March 9th
The Telepohone Marketer called My House. My Dad Got Pissy so he put my little brother on the phone. He Was Only One at The Time And He Also Said Swear Words to the telephone marketer dude
March 9th
i am so going like this when an advitser calls our house. BRAHHHHHHHH!
March 7th
When a advertiser calls its like "Hello, may I speak to the adult of the house?" and I say "BLAAEEEEEGHHHHHHH&quo
t; and hang up
March 5th
@poz
March 4th
Because advertisers aren't aloud to hang up!
March 4th
March 3rd
March 1st
this made me l-o-l
March 1st
You smell bad. @Below
March 1st
overused memes are overused
March 1st
March 1st
Feb 29th
Of course not. I kind of summarized it.
Feb 29th
did they actually say that in panel 5? .......anyways , LKF
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
Ooh, this telemarketer called and I pretened to be the Answering Machine :P
Feb 29th
And If I do i'll take a video of it
Feb 29th
HA! I gotta do this next time a telemarketer calls
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
OMG high five!! I am too! Except, instead of creeping people on the phone, I throw donuts at the TimHortans guy!
Feb 29th
That will teach them not to bother people.
Feb 29th