me! uselesS?!
NO WAY!
i can do plenty
of things.
my clients adore me!
for instance,
I provide a free,
top-notch
waste
management
program to
benefit
the residents of my
neighborhood.
harry, get off
my damn property!
very useful, very useful
indeed!
but that's not all!
i am constantly helping
the elderly carry their
heavy bags from the
supermarket.
such a gentleman, i am.
hello maam!
would you like some
help with that bag!?
not
really.
but i insist!
no.
i really want to help!
my bAG!
SOME SENIORS ARE
JUST TOO SHY TO
ASK FOR HELP. BUT
THAT'S WHAT
"USEFUL hARRY"
IS HERE FOR.
LASTLY, I'M USEFUL TO SOCIETY
BY EMPOWERING THE YOUTH!
I GIVE THE LOCAL YOUNG ADULTS AND
TEENS USEFUL OPPURTUNITIES WHICH
WILL HELP THEM LATER IN LIFE!
PSST..
HEY GUYS?!
DO YOU WANNA
BUY SOME BOOZE
FOR ME?
NEXT TIME YOU
LOOK AT
ME, DON'T
THINK USELESS,
THINK USEFUL!
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Haha! This is Brilliant!
July 7th
Glue, this is great!
July 6th
i had a tracking device in my bag... i will hunt harry down and beat him with my cane and force him to take a whole bottle of stool softener... Don't mess with the elderly! We have our ways.....Muaaaahaahaahaa!
July 6th
Elderly? Ogre?
July 6th