I don't know why,
but suddenly quite a few of
the youngsters here
on bitstrips are sending
me bitmails....
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....and asking me
how old I am.
...i don't give out any specific personal info to people i don't know, like my weight or how many parking tickets I have gotten...
parking
tickets??
and it is rude to ask an
older lady her age,
aaaaarrrrrg!!
But this is bitstrips
so I will give you
some clues about just
how old I really am.
my avatar doesn't look like a kid
because I am not a kid.
I am an adult so my avatar
looks like an adult.
face lift?
I know they say "age is
a state of mind", so what
state am I in, exactly.
it is a
mystery!
in quite a few of my
strips i have given some
information and
hinted about my age.
Hawk
Hawk
But what I always tell the
kids who ask me
how old I really am: it depends
on how old you are!
Yum!
excuse me
for
a minute...
..Home..
.sweet..
..home..
bitstrips rules say to use
this site you must
be 14 years of age or older
or have your
parents permission.
So I am old enough to be
your mother
your grand mother
or your great grandmother
depending on how
old you are.
that should
take care of the
age
question..
now on to the next
question
Am I really a human.....?
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Thanks JacobRULZ!! remember..we never get older we just get better...I heard that one sometime in the 1960's. LOL, and it should be the motto for all Bitstrippers.
Nov 1st
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Well That Explains Alot, Your Talented For A Grandma!
Nov 1st
Ah, however old you are, you've got an amazing imagination and a pleasant personality. Age is just a number -- I'm fifteen, but they call me an old man. Keep up the Bitstrips, Ogreoregon. I love to see that imagination of yours.
July 16th
you have a wonderful imagination
June 10th
Well, you told me you lived in Oregon
April 29th
but then again you might not be human you could be an alien
Feb 18th
uhh I think 32
Feb 18th
mayb 60?
Feb 8th
i think she's 40
Feb 7th
Ha! love ya Mike256467.. I used to be 26...a while back...and how could I be a great grandmother if i were 26...LOL!
Nov 13th
SO I CALCULATED ALL THE POSSIBBLITYS AND I READ YOUR COMIC 234 TIMES AND WHAT I CAME IN CONCLUTION OF IS THAT YOU ARE 26 YEARS OLD
Nov 13th
Ha! I could be a Zombie...agless and humgry for brains.
Oct 4th
Hmmmmmmm? Well you could be my mother or grandmother depending how old I am. You could be in your 50's-60's about that since your avatar looks that way but any age your comics are awesome!
July 12th
Ogre rocks. i dont care if she's 14 or 74 she still rocks
July 11th
hmm...so lets see...if you could be my mom, my grandmother, or great grandmother, you would either be 54 or deceased. So, I'm gonna say 54. Also, are you my mom? Because that would be pretty alright by me!
May 5th
an womam with 80 years old in bitstrips! RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
April 27th
yes... you are an humam
April 27th
Well my Mom is 55, My Grandma(on my dads side) is 57, and my Great Grandma is 111.... so you could be any of them?
April 27th
That's silly! Why would anyone ask about your age! Bitstrips isn't about age, colour, or anything like that! It's about having fun, and being creative!
April 19th
you can tell who the kids are.... and i know the answer. she is NOT human.
April 19th
My Great Grandmother is 100, turning 101 on mother's day... You're not THAT old, right?
April 18th
old enough to be my mom grandma or great grandma? hmm so then ur either 32, 52, or 73....lol these ages are kinda funny considering im 14 xD
April 18th
ALL women after they hit 30 go down by 1 and stay there so u r 29!!!!!!!!!
April 18th
um..... 53-63?
April 18th
51 right
April 18th
Age is but a number. And good grief, you make such beautiful characters and scenery!
April 18th
Now why the heck would they ask that? And also, most people on here are NOT 14 or older. I know for a fact.
April 18th
luvin it...
April 18th
STUPENDOUS, Ogre!!!
April 18th
wow
April 18th
Jas nailed it - a visual feast!
April 18th
but then agian its rude to ask so i won't but i love the strip so creative and original!
April 18th
April 18th
72
April 18th
You're 999999999999999999999999999
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April 18th
427?????
April 18th
In the 70-90 range?
April 18th
Excuse me...maybe...67? 53?
April 18th
My great grandmother was 93 when she died.
April 18th
are you 29? lol
April 18th
every scene in this strip is amazing, every character is original and the text is funny as hell! I dont care how old you are, as long as you make strips like this!
April 18th
Are you 51?
April 18th
Aha! I knew you weren't....human...
April 18th
Heh! There are only a few people on here that know my age.
April 18th
Gee, are you?
April 18th
Old enough to know not to ask people their age, geesh. Old enough to be cool enough for me. I heart my Ogre!
April 18th
I don't want to know how old you are...I just wanna know what year you started school. That's safe enough to answer, right?
April 18th
Your strips, besides being interesting reading, are always a visual feast!
April 18th
OO FTW!!!
April 18th
One of my favorite strips you have ever made, and I adore almost all your work here. Cannot express how much I absolutely LOVELOVELOVE the last panel!
April 18th
Your age doesn't matter; all that matters is that you are a talented and beautiful person! (Oh, and I simply adore this strip!)
April 18th
See my response om FB!
April 18th
i knew it! i knew your not in 6th grade! *(JK)
April 17th
I've gotten that question (and other personal questions) out of the blue. I am who I am and that goes into my strips!
April 17th
Ahh you look like me.
April 17th
its ok elders are Awesome
April 17th
WOW, the scenes are too awesome I got distracted and looked at the scene instead of the bubbles.
April 17th
Lkf.Damn riddle tho!!
April 17th
HOW OLD WERE YOU IN THE FIFTH GRADE! (Kidding, I love the scenes in this.)
April 17th
Nice way of explaining, Kudos!
April 17th
Hee hee! I also LOVE your scenes!
April 17th