Follow Me.
I have a real surprise
for you in the basement!
I am so proud of this.
Notice how neat the cage is.
Let me out of here
you psycho freak!
Shut up
meat!
ahhhhh!
Ummm, i really just wanted
to borrow your phone.
You see... my car broke down.
Sure, it's in the
kitchen upstairs.
but only if you promise
to come back!
i promise.
Hurry back darling!
i have big plans for you!
I'm thinking a buffet!
(groan.)
slam!
that better have not
been the front door
i just heard slamming!
how to be a serial killer
lession #1
Do you see what
he did wrong
there?
remember -
the meat
always lies.
"Don't be stupid"
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No way! Someone else here remembers Goofus and Gallant?!
July 27th
Hole even.
July 21st
Lesson 3: Deep hope with basket on a string. Sing it with me people..."It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".
July 21st
Lesson 2 knockout gas.
July 21st
This is like the Goofus & Gallant comics from "Highlights" magazine. "Goofus tips off his victims. Gallant uses his sociopathic skills until he can get behind them with chloroform."
July 21st
the meat. it always lies. i'll keep that in mind.
July 21st
Like veal.
July 21st
Yeah, you've to cut their legs AND put them in a cage.
July 21st