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Don't touch that spider
it could bite you and you might die!
Do you have to play in the bath room? Your going to get Ebola and die!
Rylee, Wyatt come inside, I don't want you getting worms from all the dogs in the park! Then you'll die!
Did you wash your hands? If you don't was your hands, you'll get salmonella and die!
Come inside and play before you get struck by lightning and die!!!
I know you just made the sandwich, but we bought the meat yesterday and it might be rancid. If you eat it you might die!
Heather, I don't
think you should
watch the
news anymore...
This report just in:
Your microwave is
causing brain tumors
in your children.
(This means you Heather)
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May 24th
Bad parenting
April 21st
1 and 5 i agree
March 17th
LOL poor kidi kidis. You might DIE from making these comics! Hahahahahahahahah!
Feb 20th
i feel bad for the children
Dec 29th
Over protective!
Nov 16th
LOLOLOLOLOL might be my imagination at some times xD.
Oct 6th
I LoVE iT
Sep 16th
So funny!!! Laughing my head off!
August 15th
that woman is sadistic. either that or a psychopath.
May 22nd
Is she obsessed with death?
May 5th
LOL I just now am reading all the faves by "Buddy" this is just like me when my son was Little.
March 6th
Hahaha!LOL!LFK!
Dec 4th
2008
Sep 24th
everythings about dieing, eh?
August 24th
Haha I love it except "Your going to get ebola" should be "you're" but other than that, nice job. ;)
August 5th
NICE
July 20th
Salmonellla is diarrhea by the way.
May 22nd
lol
May 18th
wtf how is he a troll BenSt??
May 17th
how is he possibly a troll?
Feb 11th
loukiboy, you're such a troll!
Jan 29th
I think you need to get Heather to stop watching tv !
Dec 29th
The mother is saying they are gonna die no matter what they do!
Oct 23rd
Sep 8th
i saw this 5 months ago i still love it
Sep 8th
That sounds like MY mom!
May 22nd
.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jan 29th
lol i cant stop laughing! Nice one Dare!
Nov 7th
i might die by looking at this dood
June 14th
HI
Feb 28th
Feb 27th
dear god! I just heard on the news that the news turns your brain into mashed potatoes!
Jul 5, '08
Very good job!
Jun 28, '08
I'm not sure how you managed to merge my sister-in-law and my in-laws together into one cartoon! I don't know you but you must know my extended family to have a cartoon that's so accurate hahaha seriously, great cartoon!
Jun 23, '08
That's pretty good. Just like my grandmother.
Jun 22, '08
BRAVO that is awesome people do believe anything on the news these days
Jun 20, '08
look like my mom...
Jun 20, '08
Funny strip! Great variety of death sentences!
Jun 20, '08
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Jun 20, '08
You haven't lost the touch, Dare !
Jun 20, '08