i was once a beautiful patch
of grass, hanging out with my friends,
having a good time, enjoying life. like
any other grassling.
then the deathly creature, known to
you people as "cows" eats me and my family!
being inside of that
horrible creature was like dinner
with my grandma! horrid! disgusting!
i kept my eyes shut the whole time!
i could feel parts of my body
disappearing!
next thing you know,
im a liquid! being squeezed out of
that creature my you filthy humans!
(by the way we grasses do not
appreciate you stepping on us. one of you killed
my dog!) you sqeezed me out like you
were giving birth!
now im waiting for my death.
to be drunk by you people, then having
to go through the same thing
that happened with that "cow" and to be turned into
"poop"
And thats my story....
p.s. Grammy if your still alive, i didnt mean what i said when
i said that being in there was like dinner with you.....uh...
i was just exaggerating...
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awwwww
Jan 2nd
aww lolz
Sep 20th
no problem mily, I'm vegan...
Sep 12th
August 7th
haha, suffer from your horrible death, grass/ milk/ poop/ and humans will still rule the world!
July 27th
AWW! I didn't even read the comic! No effence but I was just looking at the cute little mike thing!!
July 14th
July 3rd
yah really hannab
June 30th
hannab, who cares???
June 30th
That's not how milk is made.
June 28th
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
June 26th
omigod! I FRIGGIN' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
June 25th
June 24th
So cute my favorite!!!
June 24th
awwwwwwwwww poor milk!
June 23rd
LKF!! THATS SOOO SAD!
June 22nd
lkf
June 22nd
lkf
June 21st
WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
June 21st
Thats sad *sniff* dont cry... dont cry...
June 21st
June 20th
so sad *sniff sniff*
June 19th
It'll be ok* Nods Head* It'll be ok...
June 19th
Don't worry, I only like milk with oreos *Has no oreos*
June 19th
SO CUTE! LKF!
June 19th
Haha Funny! but sad :/ poor milk!
June 19th
don't cry milky
June 19th
lk for 'grassling'! poor widdle guy....
June 19th
Is that really how a glass of milk is made???? jk!! i know it's not because my dad's a milk tester
June 18th
funny but why do i feel so bad?
June 18th
funny but sad!!!!!!!!!!
June 18th
June 18th
yeah, well... thats great. can i drink u now?!
June 18th
Poor milk....I hope nobody drink you
June 18th
Awwww....
June 18th
June 18th
Hilarious.
June 18th
poor thing
June 18th
messed up.
June 18th
haha i like that one
June 18th
5th panel... eew!! LKF!!!
June 18th
That was cute and funny it was cunny!
June 18th
that just cracks me up *laughing but crying* and it is very sad
June 18th
*sob* in head: wazzap with the eyes???
June 18th
i prefer milk cold and with sugah!!!! I LOVE SUGAH IT MAKES ME HAPPEH BUT IM HYPERACTIVE WITHOUT IT!!!!!!
June 18th
I like syrup cause it gives milk more flava
June 18th
Which would you prefer, white milk, or the syrup added toi the milk to give it differnet tastes?
June 18th
Poor Milky~
June 18th
OMG! No effence but I only favourited this because of the ADOREABLE milk!!!
June 18th
emotionally scarred milk...nice
June 17th
Its soo cute!
June 17th
I WILL NEVER DRINK YOU
June 17th
lol! poor milk!
June 17th
actually then he'd be pee but gr8 story jasmeen so sad tho
June 17th
June 17th