IN SKIORDIA,
"SANTA CLAUS"
IS KNOWN AS
"POPPI NIKKARS".
HE RAIDS THE
REFRIGERATORS
OF ALL GOOD
LITTLE BOYS AND
GIRLS SO THEY
DON'T HAVE TO
EAT LEFT OVERS
FOR DAYS ON END.
HIS PET BOY,
"BIB", COLLECTS
THE FEET OF ALL
BAD CHILDREN IN
HIS MAGIC BUCKET
SO THEY HAVE
TO WALK ON
THEIR HANDS
FOR THE REST
OF THEIR LIVES.
CAROLS, KNOWN AS "HOWLAN SAENGS", ARE SUNG THROUGH
THE ENTIRE NIGHT BEFORE
CHRISTMAS IN THE HOPES OF
FRIGHTENING BIB AWAY.
TRADITIONAL FAVOURITES
INCLUDE:
"SING A SONG OF THE OLD
BEET LOG", "SILENT NIGHT,
BIB'S DELIGHT" & "IF POPPI NIKKARS TAKES MY FOOD,
AT LEAST I CAN WALK"
THERE IS NO TRADITION OF
GIFT GIVING IN SKIORDIA, SO
MANY ARE SAD. FATHERS CHEER
UP CHILDREN WITH TALES OF MAGICAL RACING CHICKENS.
WOMEN COOK UP AN AMAZING FEAST OF FOOD INCLUDING SUCH SEASONAL FAVOURITES AS
"PUFFED CABBAGE", "BEET LOGS", "THISTLES & CONES", "BOILED ALPINE PIG" AND "CANDIED SQUIRREL" WITH THE BUSHY
TAILS FOR LATER TEETH CLEANING.
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Sep 6th
poppi nickars rocks!I had eat leftover hot dogs and burgers 2 days after they were cooked!I wished he had come and taken them!
July 4th
LOL POPPI NICKARS
Dec 13th
lol at magical racing chickens!
August 1st
A modern classic...
Dec 24th
haha im not going there
June 21st
No, Jujudu48, I do not speak french.
Dec 24, '08
ça a l'air bien mais j'y comprend rien ya pas quelqun qui parle français
Dec 24, '08
wow, boom! great stuff!
Dec 23, '08
My sister-in-law's boyfriend makes the best "candied squirrel"
Dec 23, '08
heck yes man!
Dec 22, '08
What we're you smoking when you came up with the racing chickens??
Dec 22, '08
HAHAHAH!! LMAO.. this is too funny Mike... lkf!
Dec 22, '08
ROFLMAO!
Dec 22, '08
Not exactly a childrens bedtime story is it?
Dec 22, '08
Don't forget the garlic wine!
Dec 22, '08
I'm more of a Yaksmith eve kind a guy...fill my fathers boots with cole slaw and staple diapers to the wall, in the hopes that on yaksmith eve, The Gilded Yak will arive in his enchanted canoe and leave me a gift of shaving scum ..but that's just me. This on the other hand is a major LKF!!!!! ROTFL!
Dec 22, '08
Its funny MIke, in a dark, scary way, but funny.
Dec 22, '08
You are a sick, sick man!
Dec 22, '08
Mmmmmm.... 'thistles & cones'. Sounds dee-lish!
Dec 22, '08
Best humorous Xmas strip I've seen yet! Very imaginative.
Dec 22, '08
i .. uh.. wow.. im gonna have nightmares about that little foot-stealing pet boy
Dec 22, '08