Some stay dry and others feel the pain
A baby born will die before the sin
The school books say it can't be here again
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Only in the past is what they say
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Made me cross the street the other day
Made you turn your head the other way
History quickly crashing through your veins
Using you to fall back down again
Seldom mentioned on the radio
It's the fear your leaders call control
Worse than swearing or calling names
Say it publicly and you're insane
No one wants to hear about it now
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
But did they know each other in the light?
Every February washed away
Stays behind as colors celebrate
The same crime has a higher price to pay
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Dirty secrets of economy
Turns that body into GDP
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
test scores are how much the parents make
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
More than marchin' more than passing law
Remake how we got to where we are
TAY ZONDAY
FAMOUS FOR BRINGING YOU SUCH HITS AS
"CHOCOLATE RAIN"... AND ... UH... "CHERRY
CHOCOLATE RAIN" ... GIVES YOU ALL THE
LYRICS THAT AREN'T THE TITLE...
HERE'S HOW TO PLAY
just like mad libs, pick any noun and any adjective... the more ludicrous the better... then sing them before every line listed below!
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i've tried other variations... like 'frito lay' and ''old aunt mae'' and ''mary kay'' even sayings go well like ''bring the pain'' and ''this song sucks'' but it's especially lines from the song itself that bring the true song into focus like ''seldom mentioned on the radio'' or ''worse than swearing or calling names'' or even ''say it publicly and you're insane''. these lines speak volumes.
Dec 1, '08
pauly hart you are something else! hehe i laughed out loud at 'all the lyrics that arent the title!" lol
Nov 26, '08
You are a genuis!
Nov 26, '08
try these combos out... "Farting Giraffe" or "Dying Laptop" or "Exploding Squirrel" or "Smelly Toes" If you can't do that then use the rhyme scheme... like "Joking Ape" or "Flaming Cape" or "Puking Snake" heh. My favorite is: Rabid Dog"
Nov 26, '08