compulsive hoarders, their houses are filled to the brim with useless crap, a dangerous habit as our next patents show. meet the johnson brothers* Jeff and Joe* were compulsive hoarders. their house was dirty and smelly, filled with such and such, hermits by nature.
jeff and joe's house was also full of booby traps for their reclusive nature, but not much people dared to enter anyway. jeff was blind and paralyzed so he had to depend on his brother for everything. one day a foul odor started seeping from the house leading to an investigation, thanks to an anonymous tipper.
wow
they found jeff surrounded by a bunch of junk, dead. but was confirmed to be 10 hours dead so the smell certainly wasn't him.
authorities couldn't find joe for a few days. they got rid off tons of junk and treasures trying to find him until they found him 10 feet near jeff piled beneath three newspaper bundles and a suitcase. his decomposed body partially eaten by rats.
apparently joe had come to give jeff food but one of his booby traps fell and crushed him, killing him. jeff dying of malnutrition, dehydration and cardiac arrest.
jeff, i got some, uh oh
as you can see, compulsiveness is a fatal flaw, if jeff and joe hadn't have been so reclusive they would've lived by not making booby traps and realizing their problem.
goodbye.
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