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later that
week, after
weird acts and
plenty of lies to
neighbors about
"The noise at our
house", cathy had
mellowed down
from the drugs and
was asked over to
play by pam, the other
girl drugged.
hello, pam!
hello cathy.
would you like
to play dolls?
Mary's Cakes
so, when cathy
and pam ran down
the street, i decided i
was too lazy to make
a pie tonight and went
to buy one from a
pastry shop. Big boo.
mary's
cakes
the owner of the shop was the young miss mary chambers. she wore
lots of makeup and had blond hair and a "desirable" physique. though all the men in town had mothers and
wives that could bake, they secretly
loved watching mary bend over to get cakes from the oven. I saw her gossiping with miss waters.
i heard that
her husband
got shot.
oh, thank you!
but why?
hello mrs.
johnson.
complimentary
cake, just for
you.
it's vanilla
with butter-
cream icing.
i heard that
your husband
was shot in
the arm and
decided to
leave you and
cathy.
where did you
hear such
flapdoodle?!
well, you can
say I made it
up and told all
my customers
about it. I'm the
top town
gossipper!
splat!
insult the
Loving of my
richard again
and you'll get
more than a
cake at the
face, you floozie!
a cake! my cake!
thrown at me! in
my shop! buy a
fat, ugly old
woman! out, edith
johnson! LEAVE!!
i was finally
able to leave
with dignity.
nobody says
smack about
richie till he
comes home.
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Mrs. Johnson is officially awesome.
April 12th
PWEND (not spelled rite)
April 12th
you showed her gooooddd
April 9th
Who the heck leaves two drugged kids alone? Yep, thats Nineteen-Sixty-Eight for ya.
April 9th
Yeah, you show her! Seriously though, I wouldn't trust those drugged kiddies of theirs.....more!
April 9th