THE PORT HARVEY CONVENTION CENTRE PRESENTS:
"SKIP" SZCIEBOVSCHIACZH
MASTER OF DELUSION
THE BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF
"NEVER MIND" DELIVERS A MIND ALTERING LECTURE ON THE POWERS
OF DELUSION AS APPLIED TO YOU, OTHERS OR EVEN MASSES OF PEOPLE
WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU!
NEVER
MIND
BRONISLAW "SKIP"
SZCIEBOVSCHIACZH
TICKETS:
CALL (519) 555-3665, LISTEN TO THE PLAYFUL
TONES, THEN THE MAGIC VOICE WILL COME ON
SO THAT YOU CAN HAPPILY PAY $7000 PER TICKET.
YOU!
DELUDE YOURSELF INTO THINKING TOFU TASTES GOOD, THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD SINGING VOICE AND THAT ANYONE REALLY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!
OTHERS!
DELUDE OTHERS INTO GIVING YOU A
LOAN, GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU
OR REALLY CARING WHAT YOU THINK!
TONS OF SUCKERS!
DELUDE WHOLE GROUPS OF PEOPLE INTO OVERPAYING YOU FOR LECTURES, BELIEVING
YOUR FAKED DEATH IS REAL OR EVEN THAT
YOU ARE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND
THEREFORE CANNOT BE PROSECUTED!
RECOMMENDED BY THE
SKIORDIC MEDICAL ASSOCIATION
(WHEN THEY HEARD THE MAGIC WORD).
IF YOU'VE EXPERIENCED MASS
HYSTERIA, YOU KNOW THE
AWESOME POWER OF DELUSION!!!
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*buys*
August 27th
*suckers
May 23rd
tons of sucker XD
May 23rd
*purchases*
Nov 29th
I must buy it!
May 4th
LOL! I soo want to buy that :D
Feb 24th
Skip's last name, ''Szciebovschiaczh" is pronounced ''SH-Jee-bov-Ski-otch'' in the normal Skiordian fashion.
Jan 19th
And HOW do you pronounce Szciebovschiaczh?
Jan 19th
You! Others! Tons of suckers!
April 17th
...where's my credit card?
Dec 29, '08
People are stupid until they prove otherwise? Every teenagers philosopy...
Dec 28, '08
But, I really do have a good singing voice ...... don't I?
Dec 28, '08