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you've heard the childhood expression 'step on a crack, break your mother's back..." i was always perplexed by that statement. let's start with 'crack'. what are the attributes of a crack? what exactly qualifies it to be a crack? what about a crevice? a seam? an imperfection in the cement? do those count? there's been a crack in our foundation right here for years? i'm stepping on it now... or is it a seam? it could just be a contractor error and wouldn't be affecting anyone actually because it's not really... honey, you're mom just called. she said "cut it out".

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