ah, there you two are...
merely enjoying a break
here on the set of my film,
Between the flames
likewise, my film,
the darkness within,
being across the lot
in this box, I happen to
have some merchandise tie-ins
for both of your films...
here is the action figure
version of you in your
role of Jake Tremor in
between the Flames
the countenance of this... this toy
is not an accurate depiction of
myself and I find myself more than a
little insulted by this cheap trinket!
come, now, my good man, such is the
nature of film promotion in this day
and age! these plastic playthings are
made for children and are of no
importance to those interested in the
finer points of our thespian arts!
I'm glad that you understand as I've
got one here of you as Dr. "Boots"
Bana from The darkness within...
I say, sir but that is
not I but the cgi creature
I transform into in the film!
ah, but this is one of those
transforming toys so
popular these days! a switch
on the back transforms the
creature into it's human form!
that... that... thing is
hardly acceptable! put it back
in it's box, at once I say!!!
these are only prototypes; no doubt the final
versions will much better... I do have some
clips back at the office of your video game
versions if you'd care to see those later
after what I have
seen so far, the only
thing I want to
see later is a double
on the rocks!
here! here!
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You took it out of the box?! Now it's not MINT!!
April 5th
That sounds like it might catch on... that transforming thing...
April 1st
March 26th