A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend youâ€.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.â€
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.†She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic.†The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!â€
“OK†the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, “maybe we will see what we can do.â€
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,†said the nun, why are you crying?†“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.â€
The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.â€
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LKF!
Feb 5th
i've heard this before, anyways its a funny joke, LkF!
Feb 5th
This is a really good joke. I'd like to see you do it again as a story strip, istead of one panel full of words!
Feb 5th
HA
Feb 4th
Hahahahahhahhahhaaa. So funny. Congrats on the front page!!
Feb 4th
HAHA!!
Feb 4th
bwahahahaha wasn't expecting that!
Feb 4th
lol lkf!!!
Feb 4th
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LMAO!!! omg... sooo worth publishing! thank you!!
Feb 4th
*LMAO* LKF!
Feb 4th
AHAHAHA LKF.
Feb 4th